Every where I look!

I've been all over the net trying to find craft supplies and party ideas for my 5 year old's halloween party at school. (I signed up to be the party organizer this year...yes I'm nuts). Anyhoo...so I'm off in the vanilla world wide web and what happens? I get snuckered right back to spanking!!!

There is no help for me! This is on the front page of a craft website for halloween crafts: